Religion
What's the difference between a nun and a woman...
What's the difference between a nun and a woman taking a shower?The nun has hope in her soul.
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Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies...
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies. They ran out of gas. Fortunately they could walk to a gas station not far away, where they asked to purchase...
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What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?
Q. What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?A. They both have balls just for decoration.
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How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?
Q. How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?A. When he goes to confession, he takes a lawyer with him.
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Where to send him?
A Jesuit, a Dominican and a Franciscan were walking along an old road, debating the greatness of their orders. Suddenly, an apparition of the Holy Family...
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On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was...
On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was doing a crossword puzzle. After a while, he turned the the bishop sitting next to him and said,"What's...
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The only true religion
One day God called the Pope, and he said "John Paul I have good news and bad news. First the good news. I am tired of all the squabbling between the...
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A young minister, in the first days of his first parish...
A young minister, in the first days of his first parish, was obliged to call upon the widow of an eccentric man who had just died. Standing before the open...
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A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock...
A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock ready to process at the beginning of the service. His surplus was very ornate and he was swinging the incense...
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Seymour was a good and pious man...
Seymour was a good and pious man, and when he passed away, the Lord himself greeted him at the pearly gates of heaven. "Hungry, Seymour?" the Lord asked."I...
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