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Before performing a baptism, the priest approached...

Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, "Baptism is a serious step. Are you prepared for it?""I think so,"...

 

This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to...

This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to own an equallyfundamentally Christian pet. So, they went shopping.At a kennel specializing in this...

 

Why wasn't Jesus born in America?

Why wasn't Jesus born in America?They couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

 

4 Nuns at a church wanted to watch TV...

4 Nuns at a church wanted to watch TV. The first one said she wanted towatch the INDY 500. The second one wanted to watch the sexy Shawn Michelson WWF. The...

 

GIRL'S CONFESSION

GIRL'S CONFESSION The priest leaned closer to hear the girl's confession. "So me andmy cousin were alone in the house," she continued, "and went up to...

 

Jesus has risen

Easter is approaching. Father O'Maley checks estimates for the flowerdecoration of the altar.The catholic florist - $ 300. "Too expensive" moans the...

 

A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her...

A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her to hear a confession: "Today I enjoyed the pleasures of the flesh. Father Goodwim came to me and told me that...

 

What is the biggest problem for an atheist?

What is the biggest problem for an atheist?No one to talk to during orgasm.

 

A man was driving from New York to San Francisco...

A man was driving from New York to San Francisco. He got as far asCleveland, when he realized he was getting terribly horny. So he looked up a house of ill...

 

The three wise men are out for a stroll when...

The three wise men are out for a stroll when they come across a stable. The three of them decide to duck inside.On the way in one of the wise men hits his...

 

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