Religion

Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?

Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?They don't like to look down on the unemployed.

 

Confession

The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she has a terrible secret and he tells her that her secret is safe in the sanctity of the...

 

Waxing eloquent on the sins of the flesh...

Waxing eloquent on the sins of the flesh, the dynamicyoung preacher raised himself to full height, leaned overthe pulpit and boomed,"Brothers and sisters, if...

 

A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items...

A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items. Nearthe cash register he saw a display of caps with "WWJD"printed on all of them. He was puzzled...

 

This fellow comes to confession...

This fellow comes to confession. "Father, he said, forgive mefor I have sinned."The priest asked, "What did you do, my son?""I lusted," the fellow...

 

This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided...

This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided he wouldspend it on the golf course. After arriving at the club house,he was told that the only way he...

 

Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market...

Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market one day.They asked how much the cucumbers were. The merchant said thatthey were 4 for a dollar. The...

 

What do you get when you cross a Jehova's Witness...

What do you get when you cross a Jehova's Witnesswith a Hell's Angels motorcycle gang member????Someone who comes to your door and tells *you* to fuck off!

 

The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning...

The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning, walkinground his new parish, after leaving his wife in bedwith the Sunday papers, her cup of tea, and a pack...

 

Is there a God?

Is there a God?A billion Hindus can't be wrong.