Religion
What is the meaning of life?
What is the meaning of life?All evidence to date suggests it's chocolate.
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Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man...
Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man for 120 cucumbers. The guy advises: "Sisters, if you buy 3 crates, that's 150, you'll get a 25%...
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What language do the Vatican Police speak?
What language do the Vatican Police speak?Pig Latin!
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A minister was asked by a politician...
A minister was asked by a politician,"Name something the government can do to help the church."The minister replied, "Quit making one dollar bills."
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One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf...
One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf.But he couldn't, since it was Sunday. But hefigured, well, it's ok if i just play a little bit.So he changed...
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The three truths in life
There are three truths in life:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah....2. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian...
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What do you call a man that marries another man?
What do you call a man that marries another man?A minister
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How can I believe in God when just last week...
"How can I believe in God when just last week I gotmy tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?" by Woody Allen.
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Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy...
Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy, one of the church elders offered to present him with a bottle on one consideration - that the...
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At the first session of a conversion class...
At the first session of a conversion class theminister conducting the class asked, "What mustwe do before we can expect forgiveness from sin?" After a long...
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