Religion
The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle...
The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle. He thoughtand thought about one clue, finally gave up and asked the Cardinal next to him, "What's a four letter...
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A priest and a lawyer are walking down...
A priest and a lawyer are walking down the street and seea small boy eating an ice cream. The priest says, "How'd you like to fuck that?" To which the lawyer...
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Three girls died and were brought to the gates...
Three girls died and were brought to the gates ofheaven. Upon entering the gate, they were haltedby St. Peter and his obedient angel.St. Peter asked the...
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One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to...
One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to take a walk.He slips out the rear door of the Vatican and is walkingthrough the back alleys of Rome when he...
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What's the difference between acne and a priest?
Ok, kids, here's the gross one...Q: What's the difference between acne and a priest?A: Acne usually comes on a boy's face AFTER he turns 13.
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Tommy goes into a confessional box and says...
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says, "Bless mefather for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman."The Priest says, "Is that you, Tommy?Tommy...
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Got a second?
God, I was wondering...how long is a million years to you?"God answered, "Son, a million years to me is like a second to you."So the man asks, "God how...
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Three Hells Angels are sitting at a table in a transport...
Three Hells Angels are sitting at a table in a transport cafe when in walks a Nun, takes a seat next to them and begins to eat.Astonished, one of them says,...
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Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?A: He sold his soul to Santa.
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The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon...
The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon when he noticed a young woman in the front row, wearing a tight dress with her boobs...
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