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Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened to...

Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened to mention that he had gotten circumcised last week. "Can I see it?" asked the second gay guy.So the...

 

How do you know if a lesbian is butch?

How do you know if a lesbian is butch?She kick-starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.Sent by Chris

 

Two condoms walk past a gay bar...

Two condoms walk past a gay bar. One of them says to the other,"Hey, do you fancy dropping in there and getting shit-faced?"

 

Dihydrogen Monoxide: The Invisible Killer

Dihydrogen Monoxide: The Invisible Killer Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide!Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and kills uncountedthousands...

 

Safest Way to Drive

Safest Way to Drive Peter Ludwig, a caver from Austria who is appalled by American drivinghabits, offers the following advice:The probability of being...

 

Review: The Cat in the Hat by Dr. Seuss

Review: The Cat in the Hat by Dr. Seuss, 61 pages. Beginner Books, $3.95 The Cat in the Hat is a...

 

Bell Labs Proves Existence of Dark Suckers

Bell Labs Proves Existence of Dark Suckers For years it has been believed that electric bulbs emitted light.However, recent information from Bell...

 

English is a Crazy Language

English is a Crazy Language From: Charlie IndelicatoLet's face it -- English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplantnor ham in hamburger;...

 

Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization

Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization... Simply send 6 x 10^50 atoms of hydrogen to the star system at the top of the list, cross...

 

Night Before Christmas

Night Before Christmas For Readers in their 23rd Year of Schooling 'Twas the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period...