Sport Jokes

Is he a good dentist?

|A couple of old guys were golfing when one said he was going to Dr. Taylor for a new set of dentures in the morning.His friend remarked that he had gone to...

 

I did all of that?

|After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse and started to go home. As he was walking to the parking lot to get his...

 

Golfing with an older man

|A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. He figured if he hurried and played very fast, he could get...

 

The amazing golf ball

|A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a greasy little salesman runs up to him, and yells, "Wait! Before you tee off, I have...

 

An engineer, doctor, and pastor golfing

|A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. Engineer: What's with these guys? We must have been...

 

Slow golfers are ahead of us

|Joe decides to take his boss Phil to play 9 holes on their lunch. While both men are playing excellent they are often held up by two women in front of them...

 

I want to buy a golf ball

|A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning.Finally the pro askes her what she wants. "I can't find any green golf balls," the blonde...

 

The problems with golf

|The only problem with golf is that the slow people are always in front of you and the fast people always end up behind you.

 

Taking the final exam

|Two college basketball players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would be on academic probation and not allowed to play in the big...

 

An extremely loyal fan

|There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat at Lambeau. Looking with his binoculars, he spotted an empty seat on the 50-yard line. Thinking to himself...