Sport Jokes

West Ham's ground

|A burglary was recently committed at West Ham's ground and the entire contents of the trophy room were stolen. The police are looking for a man with a...

 

Charlton are good enough

|The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow White runs to the entrance and yells down to them. In the distance a voice shouts out...

 

Collymore change a lightbulb

|Q: How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb?A: He holds it in the air, and the world revolves around him

 

White Hart Lane is on fire

|The Fire brigade phones George Graham in the early hours of Sunday morning."Mr Graham sir, White Hart Lane is on fire!""The cups man! Save the cups!" cries...

 

Harry Redknapp

|Apparently, Harry Redknapp offered to send the West Ham squad on an expenses paid holiday to Florida but they said they'd rather go to Blackpool so they...

 

Big Ron

|Big Ron was caught speeding on his way to the City Ground today."I'll do anything for 3 points", he said when questioned.

 

The Nottingham Forest

|The Nottingham Forest Chairman is considering replacing Big Ron with Steve Davis. Explaining this unusual move, he said "we don't just need points now, we...

 

British Rail

|British Rail have decided to start sponsoring Forest. BR think they are a suitable team because of their regular points failures.

 

The Cowboy excuses

|Top Dallas Cowboy Excuses (for losing 1995 NFC Championship) From David Letterman - Tuesday, January 17, 1995 Afraid to play in Super Bowl against anyone...

 

Workout at the gym

|At the Gym For Christmas this year my wife purchased me a week of private lessons at the local health club. Though still in great shape from when I was on...