Sport Jokes
West Ham's ground
|A burglary was recently committed at West Ham's ground and the entire contents of the trophy room were stolen. The police are looking for a man with a...
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Charlton are good enough
|The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow White runs to the entrance and yells down to them. In the distance a voice shouts out...
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Collymore change a lightbulb
|Q: How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb?A: He holds it in the air, and the world revolves around him
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White Hart Lane is on fire
|The Fire brigade phones George Graham in the early hours of Sunday morning."Mr Graham sir, White Hart Lane is on fire!""The cups man! Save the cups!" cries...
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Harry Redknapp
|Apparently, Harry Redknapp offered to send the West Ham squad on an expenses paid holiday to Florida but they said they'd rather go to Blackpool so they...
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Big Ron
|Big Ron was caught speeding on his way to the City Ground today."I'll do anything for 3 points", he said when questioned.
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The Nottingham Forest
|The Nottingham Forest Chairman is considering replacing Big Ron with Steve Davis. Explaining this unusual move, he said "we don't just need points now, we...
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British Rail
|British Rail have decided to start sponsoring Forest. BR think they are a suitable team because of their regular points failures.
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The Cowboy excuses
|Top Dallas Cowboy Excuses (for losing 1995 NFC Championship) From David Letterman - Tuesday, January 17, 1995 Afraid to play in Super Bowl against anyone...
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Workout at the gym
|At the Gym For Christmas this year my wife purchased me a week of private lessons at the local health club. Though still in great shape from when I was on...
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