Women Jokes
womens monthly pain
Why do you call a womens monthly pain a period?Because Mad Cow Disease was taken.
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- 1794
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Marriage and Cheating
Marriage was invented because it's only so much fun to cheat at cards.
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- 1915
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3 women went out drinking
3 women went out drinking, and decided to have a contest of who could get the drunkest. The next day the women all got together. The first woman said, "I...
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- 1980
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Ed Zachary Disease
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so...
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- 1861
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She-Devil
There is a man who goes out drinking all the time and comes home very later every night. So one night his wife decides to teach him a lesson. She dresses up...
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The Pharmacist
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, "It's the...
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- 1852
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Tight Skirt
One Day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt. When the bus arrived, and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her...
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- 1906
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Six Most Important Men in a Woman's Life
THE DOCTOR because he says "Take your clothes off."THE DENTIST because he says "Open wide."THE HAIR DRESSER because he says "Do you want them teased or...
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- 1967
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The Devout Catholic Woman
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarries two weeks later, and has 22 children by her next...
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- 1713
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Top 10 Things Only Women Understand
10) Cats' facial expressions.9) The need for the same style of shoes in different colors.8) Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds.7) ?Fat? clothes.6) Taking a...
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