Women Jokes

Bad drivers.

Why are women such bad drivers?Because there is no road between the bedroom and the bathroom.


Why did the woman cross the road?

Why did the women cross the road?Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen?!!!


10 things men know

10 things men know about women:-------------------------------1:2:3:4:5:6:7:8:9:10: They have tits



I finally found a woman like my mom. This woman:Acts like her! Looks like her! Smells like her!So i took her home my father doesn't like her!?!!



Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes.


A Florida Genie

A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it, and out popped a genie.The genie said, "OK, You...


Breast Awareness

Finally, something other than smiley faces....Perfect breasts(o)(o)Fake silicone breasts( + )( + )Perky breasts(*)(*)Big nipple breasts(@)(@)A cupso oD cups{...


Birthday Girl

Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to...