Animal Jokes
Ten Signs That You're At A Bad Zoo
|1. When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys are mocking you.2. The Bears exhibit is nothing more than the guys cut from the football team...
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Sounds of the Wild
|A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter. Mother: "What does the cow say?"Child: "Moo!"Mother: "Great! What does the cat...
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Giving Cats Pills
|INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL 1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb...
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The Feline Diet
|Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like people. For those us who have never had any success dieting. Well now there is the new Miracle...
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Dogs and Light Bulbs
|How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Border Collie: Just one. Then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code. Rottweiler: Make me! Lab:...
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Horses at the Race
|A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse. The horse's trainer meets him before the race and says, ''All you have to remember...
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Installing a Carpet
|A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to realize he'd lost his cigarettes. In the middle of the...
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