Business Jokes
Buy machine factory
|An American manufacturer is showing his machine factory to a potential customer from Albania. At noon, when the lunch whistle blows, two thousand men and...
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Business one-liners 01
|A President of a democracy is a man who is always ready, willing, and able to lay down your life for his country.A backscratcher will always find new...
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Buying your ticket
|Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each buy tickets and watch as the three...
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Stockbroker at I.R.S.
|The stockbroker received notice from the IRS that he was being audited. He showed up at the appointed time and place with all his financial records, then...
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Accountant in Heaven
|An accountant dies and goes to Heaven. He reaches the pearly gates and is amazed to see a happy crowd all waving banners and chanting his name.After a few...
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Businessman is dying
|A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, "Bill, I want you to promise me that when I die you will have my remains cremated.""And what," his...
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Hiring an accountant
|Kowalski, fresh out of accounting school, went to a interview for a good paying job. The company boss asked various questions about him and his education,...
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Did you pay taxes?
|A nervous taxpayer was unhappily conversing with the IRS Tax auditor who had come to review his records.At one point the auditor exclaimed, "Mr. Carelton,...
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Accountant and farmer
|A man walking along a road in the countryside comes across a shepherd and a huge flock of sheep. Stopping to rest, he tells the shepherd, "I will bet you...
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Counting some sheep
|An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and so he decides to go to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night," complains the...
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