Children
When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris...
When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris forpreschool, I noticed an older woman hugging him as he left the house."Is that your...
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A necessary condition
There were three little boys visiting their grandparents. The oldest came out and asked his grandpa, "Can you make a sound like a frog, Grandpappy? Grandpa...
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A circumcision
Little Joey and Little Danny, both aged 5, are walking home fromschool. Danny says "I won't be going to school tomorrow." "Why not?" asks Joey. "I have to...
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One day shortly after the birth of their new baby...
One day shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to goout to do some errands. So the proud papa stayed home to watch hiswonderful new son....
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A man was taking his wife...
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins,to the hospital when his car went out of control and crashed.Upon regaining consciousness, he saw his...
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Little Johnny catches his parents going at it...
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it. He yells in, "Hey, Pop! What are you doin'?"His father says, "Son, I'm filling your mother's tank."Johnny...
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One day the teacher decides to play an animal game...
One day the teacher decides to play an animal game. She holds up a picture of a giraffe and asks if anyone knows what it is. No one raises his/her hand. The...
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A young boy on his way home from school must pass by a group...
A young boy on his way home from school must pass by a group of hookers. Everyday as he passes them, the hookers wave at him with their pinkies and say "Hi...
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Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu...
Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu, but he'd done so wellduring the year that the teacher suggests to the principal they givehim an oral exam to...
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Who signed the Declaration of Independence?
A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. "Johnny, who signed theDeclaration of Independence?" He said, "Damn if I know." She was a littleput out by...
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