Computing Jokes
Programmer's drinking song
|99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it again,101 little bugs in the code.101 little bugs in the code,101 bugs in the...
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The computer user's reboot poem
|Don't you wish when life is badand things just don't compute,That all we really had to dowas stop and hit reboot?Things would all turn out ok,life could be...
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Actual calls to technical support
|Computer novices may feel like they're alone these days, but some of the following calls to IBM's help center show there are plenty of people out there who...
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Bill Gates can choose his punishment
|Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood over Bill Gates and said, "Well Bill, I'm really confused on this one. It's a...
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Microsoft buys church
|MICROSOFT Bids to Acquire Catholic ChurchVATICAN CITY (AP) -- In a joint press conference in St. Peter's Square this morning, MICROSOFT Corp. and the...
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Airplanes running operating systems
|Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating systems running them.DOS: Everybody pushes it till it glides, then...
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Real software engineers eat quiche.
|Real software engineers eat quiche. Real software engineers don't read dumps. They never generate them, and on the rare occasions that they come across...
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Operating systems as beers
|DOS Beer -- Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to read the directions carefully before opening the can. Originally only came in an...
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Solution to the Y2K problem
|The government's system administration team, working with computer manufacturers and experts in the computer industry, has found a lower cost alternative to...
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Computer lingo guide
|Log on - Adding a log to your wood stoveLog off - Don't add a log to your wood stoveMonitor - Keep an eye on the wood stoveMegahertz - When a big log drops...
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