Elderly
An elderly couple, living apart...
An elderly couple, living apart, had been datingfor several years. One day Elmer said to Betsy,"We should stop this nonsense. We are paying tworents, two car...
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An old retired man goes to his wife one day...
An old retired man goes to his wife one day, and says to her, "I don't know how to tell you this dear, but the stock market crashed, and I'm afraid we're...
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There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment...
There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment.One day he went shopping, his first stop was at a hardware store.He went up to the shop...
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Is it worth it?
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next to the grieving widow. "How old was your husband?" he asked."He was ninety-eight," she...
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One day an older fella was in for a checkup...
One day an older fella was in for a checkup.After his examination, his doctor was amazed."Holy cow! Mr. Edwards, I must say that you are in thegreatest shape...
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The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife...
The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife wereshopping in an upscale jewelry boutique when the man'soldest friend bumped into him. Eyeing the...
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An old man and an old woman were sitting...
An old man and an old woman were sitting at the breakfasttable on the morning of their 50th wedding anniversary. The old man said,"You know, 50 years ago, we...
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Here is this guy who really takes care of his body...
Here is this guy who really takes care of his body,he lifts weights and jogs five miles every day.One morning he looks into the mirror and admires hisbody....
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THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE...
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE; GERTRUDE, SOPHIA, AND HARRIET. GERTRUDE SAID, "I THINK I'LL GO UPSTAIRS NOW AND TAKEA BATH."...
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Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test...
Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test. Thedoctor says to the first man, "What is three times three?""274," was his reply.The doctor says to...
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