I'm so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month, year after year, those payments! So I called my baby girl, Kareesha, to come over...
Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under you vehicle... From the NORTHWEST FLORIDA Daily News comes this story of a Crestview...
Top Ten Reasons Hurricane Season is Like Christmas 10. Decorating the house (boarding up windows) 9. Dragging out boxes that haven't been used since last...
By the time Dave pulled into the small town every hotel room was taken. He finally pulled up to the very last hotel and went into the office. "You've got to...
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi . . You know, I just HATE drawing welfare I'd really rather have...
Do you like my new jacket?It's great. Shame your body doesn't suit it, though.
I never forget a face!But in your case I'll make an exception!
You've a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!
I've just come back from the beauty parlor!What a pity it was closed!
She has a pretty little head-- for a head, it's pretty little.