Medicine
An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady...
An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady,entered the doctor's office."We have come for an examination," said the young girl."Alright," said...
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A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed...
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed, "I heard you died.""But you see I'm alive ," smiled the friend. "Impossible," said the psychiatrist. "The man who...
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Saving one of them
Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we've managed to save one of them.Patient: Oh, thank you very much.Doctor: Yes, we'll give it to you on your way out.
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Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?
Q: Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?A: Pregnancy causes anything you want to blame it for.
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A serious condition
A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just afterarriving home from work. As he was tuning into the evening news, the phonerang. The...
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Pneumonia
A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserablecold. His doctor prescribed some pills, but they didn't help.On his next visit the...
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The patient came into the doctor's office...
The patient came into the doctor's office, suffering from amnesia.The doctor asked, "Have you ever had it before?"
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How do dentists become brain surgeons?
How do dentists become brain surgeons?When their drills slip.
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A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up...
A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up in a body cast.One of the nurses gave him a rectal thermometer and said,"Don't move -- I'll be right...
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What's the definition of bravery?
What's the definition of bravery?A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!
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