Sport Jokes
Adopt an NBA player
|THE NBA PLAYER ADOPTION PROGRAM NEEDS YOU! With an NBA player's strike against the team owners looming, now is the time for us to show the world just how...
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Skiing season training
|Ski season is almost here! Hence, the following list of Exercises to get you prepared: 16. Visit your local butcher and pay $30 to sit in the walk-in...
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Heaven playing sports
|St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan proposed a game to be played on neutral grounds between a select team from the...
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Stupid sports quotes
|These are actual sports quotes said by various people throughout the world.Oiler coach Bum Phillips: When asked by Bob Costas why he takes his wife on all...
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Sports entrance exam
|UNIVERSITY ENTRANCE EXAM SEC FOOTBALL PLAYER VERSION (Time Limit: 3 Weeks)1. What language is spoken in France?2. Give a dissertation on...
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She's new to football
|A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her how she liked the game."I liked it, but I couldn't understand why they were...
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He is new to baseball
|Coming home from his Little League game, Billy swung open the front door very excited. Unable to attend the game, his father immediately wanted to know what...
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Baseball in Heaven?
|Two buddies Bob and Earl were two of the biggest baseball fans in America.Their entire adult lives, Bob and Earl discussed baseball history in the winter,...
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Quotes of Yogi Berra
|Yogi Berra Quotes"Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.""Baseball is 90 percent mental. The other half is physical.""If...
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Digger Phelps quotes
|Digger Phelps' Words of WisdomFrom the NCAA Tournament:"Basketball is a game of two halves.""We have to remember that whoever scores the most points by the...
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