Blonds

Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?

Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? To see what was on the other side.

 

At the Doctors...

At the Doctor's... -A young woman said to her doctor, "You have to help me, I hurt all over." "What do you mean?" said the doctor. -The woman touched...

 

A Blonde...

A Blonde A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground,...

 

I cannot find a cause for your illness...

"I can't find a cause for your illness," the doctor said. "Frankly, I think it's due to drinking.""In that case," replied his blonde patient, "I'll come back...

 

This guy and a blonde are making out feverishly...

This guy and a blonde are making out feverishly in the front seat ofhis car. After an hour or so, he whispers in her ear, "Do you wantto move to the back...

 

A business man got on an elevator in a building...

A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered theelevator, there was a blonde already inside and she greeted him by saying, "T-G-I-F"...

 

I was shopping at our local supermarket...

I was shopping at our local supermarket.When I got to the checkout line, there was a beautiful young blonde ahead ofme.As she placed her groceries on the...

 

A peculiar birthday card

This blonde goes into the drugstore looking for a birthday card. Sheasks the clerk if they have any new and different cards -- somethingunusual. The clerk...

 

A blonde decides to try horseback riding...

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had nolessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and thenhorse immediately...

 

How do you confuse a blond?

How do you confuse a blond?You don't, they're born that way.