Blonds
How do you change a blondes mind?
How do you change a blonde's mind? Blow in her ear.
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How do you change a blondes mind #2?
How do you change a blonde's mind? Buy her another beer.
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How do you confuse a blonde? #2
How do you confuse a blonde?Put her in a round room and tell her to pee in the corner.How do you confuse her even more?Ask her where she went.Sent by Chris
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Why does a blonde only change her babys diapers once a month?
Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers once a month? Because it says right on the box "good for up to 20 pounds."
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Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?
Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead? Finger on chin I don't know. Hits forehead Oh I get it!
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Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?
Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow? So that when you pull their tits, they don't moo.
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How do you drownd a blonde?
How do you drownd a blonde???You place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.Sent by L&S
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Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button?
Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button???Cause blonde boys aren't that smart either.
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One day a blonde went into Wal-Mart and...
One day a blonde went into Wal-Mart and saw something she liked. The Blonde asked the clerk what it was. The Clerk said it was athermous. What does the...
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What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear?
What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel.
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