Blonds

Counting cars

A blond sees a brunette standing in the middle of the highway.The brunette keeps saying, "88, 88, 88..."The blond calls to her as the cars and trucks wizz...

 

There are three friends, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead...

There are three friends, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead.They were on a cruise ship and it was heading home. When theygot about 20 miles of shore the...

 

What do you call three blondes on Santas Lap??

What do you call three blondes on Santa's Lap??Ho Ho HoSent by Adam

 

Three women, A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde...

Three women, A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde, all come home from work at the same time and get on the elevator. The brunette notices a blob on the...

 

Two blondes were walking down the street...

Two blondes were walking down the street. One noticed a compact on the sidewalk and leaned down to pick it up. She opened it, looked in the mirror, and said,...

 

Two blondes were walking through the woods...

Two blondes were walking through the woods and theycame to some tracks. The first blonde said "These look like deer tracks." The other said, "No, they look...

 

What's the difference between a computer and a blonde?

What's the difference between a computer and a blonde? The computer is smarter, but the blonde is easier to turn on.

 

WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE STANDING ON HER HEAD?

WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE STANDING ON HER HEAD?A BRUNETTE WITH BAD BREATH!Sent by C?M

 

What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?

What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?All you can eat for under a buck.

 

A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor...

A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor.The doctor asked her what had happened to herears and she answered, "I was ironing a shirtand the phone rang -...