Blonds
How can you tell a blonde has been working on the...
Q: How can you tell a blonde has been working on the computer?A: There is white out on the screen
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Why couldn't the blond pass her drivers test?
Q: Why couldn't the blond pass her drivers test?A: Every time the car stopped she jumped in the backseat.
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A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car...
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car.Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that theblonde behind the wheel was knitting.The trooper...
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A visual joke
(This joke requires the use a small visual. I'll describe the visualfirst, then as I tell the joke I'll cue you when to use it) Visual: Stretch your arms...
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What's the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?
Q: What's the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?A: A mosquito stops sucking once you whack it.
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Why do brunettes take the pill?
And more on blondes...Q: But why do brunettes take the pill? A: Wishful Thinking.
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How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?Three...one to mix the batter and two to squeeze the rabbit.
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A drunken blonde goes into a bar...
A drunken blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would like, and she replies, "Gimme a beer." The bartender then asks, "Anheuser-Busch?" To...
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Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland...
Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for four hours they finally saw a sign that said "Disneyland -- "Left", so they turned...
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