Blonds
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?The bushes are darker than the rest of the yard.
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How long?
This blond teenage dragged her boyfriend to the court on paternity issue.The lawyer asked, "How long are you having a sexual relationship?" "Years,I tell you...
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A blonde named Vikki decides she wants to try...
A blonde named Vikki decides she wants to try horseback riding one day. So Vikki mounts the horse, taps its butt, and the horse starts to take off at a...
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Why was the female blonde confused...
Q. Why was the female blonde confused whilst going to the ladies toilet??A. She had to pull her own pants downSent by sam
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A blonde went to the appliance store sale...
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain."I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman."Sorry we don't sell to blondes," he...
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Have you ever read Shakespeare?
One blonde to another...Have you ever read Shakespeare?No. Who wrote it?
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What does a blond and a turtle have in common?
What does a blond and a turtle have in common?When they lay on their backs they're screwed!
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A blonde walked into a doctor's office with a hole in her hand...
A blonde walked into a doctor's office with a hole in her hand. Thedoctor told her that he had to report all gunshot wounds, and this wasan obvious gunshot...
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What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?A retarded ape.
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A blonde came running home to her mother...
A blonde came running home to her mother, sobbing and hysterical."What's wrong?" her mum, (another blonde) asked."My boyfriend's just dropped me!" wailed the...
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