Blonds
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock...
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger.Blonde#1: I can't seem to get this door...
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What did the dumb blond say to the large breasted waitress...
Q: What did the dumb blond say to the large breasted waitress after reading her name tag? A: What did you name the other one!!
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A blonde woman competed with a brunette and redheaded woman...
A blonde woman competed with a brunette and redheaded woman in the Breast Stroke division of an English Channel swim competition. The brunette came in first,...
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Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them...
Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them. The first blonde wants to get to the other side so she yells to the otherblonde, "Hey! I want to...
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A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being...
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde. Her friend tells her "go do something to prove them wrong! Why don't you...
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A couple was delighted when finally their long wait to adopt...
A couple was delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby came to an end. The adoption center called and told them they had a wonderful Japanese...
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So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails...
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails. One guy pounded a nail in, then picked up another. He was holding the nail upside down. He unexpectedly...
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What do you get when a blond stands on here head?
Q: What do you get when a blond stands on here head?A: A smelly burnette.Sent by Tiffany
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A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire...
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and she says "Duh, big red truck?!."
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There was a blonde and a brunette in a car...
There was a blonde and a brunette in a car. The brunette hears a siren behind them, so she asks the blonde if its lights are on. The blonde turns around and...
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