Blonds

How do you break a blonde's nose?

How do you break a blonde's nose?Place a dildo under a glass table!

 

What do you call a brunette between two blondes?

What do you call a brunette between two blondes?Translator.

 

How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?

How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?If she can chew tobacco and suck dick at thesame time and still know which one to spit out.

 

Why do blondes like blonde jokes?

Why do blondes like blonde jokes?It makes them feel popular.

 

What did one of the blonde's legs say to the other one?

What did one of the blonde's legs say to the other one? Between you and me we could make a lot of money!

 

A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job...

A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job.The officer wants to ask her a few questions.... Officer: What's 2+2? Blonde: Ummmmm... 4!...

 

Moon Mission

Moon MissionNASA is launching a rocket to the moon. On board there are two pigs and Kiki, a stunning blonde. When the rocket is outside the stratosphere,...

 

A blonde began a job as an Junior school counselor...

A blonde began a job as an Junior school counselor, and she was eager to help. One day during break she noticed a boy standing by himself on the side of a...

 

She was so blond...

She was so blond, she thought Boys II Men was a daycare center.

 

Two Tourists

Two TouristsTwo tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's...