Blonds

A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember...

A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember which was which. A neighbor suggested that she cut the tail of one horse and that worked great until the...

 

Lost In The Snow

A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what herdad had once told her. "If you ever get stuck in a snow storm, wait fora snow plow and...

 

The Video Rental

A blonde named Mary decides to do something really wild. Something shehasn't done before, so she goes out to rent her first X-rated adultvideo.She goes to...

 

Buying A Bull

Buying A BullTwo sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch.Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble.In order...

 

What's the difference between a blonde and a shower?

What's the difference between a blonde and a shower?The shower has to be turned on before it gets wet.

 

Why did the blonde insist her partner use a condom?

Why did the blonde insist her partner use a condom?She wanted to save a dogie bag for later.

 

What's the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?

What's the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?Elvis has been sighted.

 

What's the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?

What's the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?Well, the light bulb is smarter, but the blonde is easier to turn on.

 

No exit

An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess; the route they were flying had a stay-over in another city. Upon their arrival the...

 

Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when...

Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when the grocer calls to them, "Bananas! 50 cents each or three for a dollar!"The girls stop and look at each other....