Blonds
Mary Jane was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark...
Mary Jane was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark swimming around a man. The man was screaming, "Help me! Help me!"Mary Jane laughed and laughed!...
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What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet?
What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet?The Hide and Seek champion of 1992.
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Commiting suicide
A blonde and a brunette are living together. The brunette came home from work one day and the blonde had a rope around her waist. The brunette asked why the...
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Without a horn
Judi went to a "Dude Ranch" on vacation. The cowboypreparing the horses asked if she wanted a Western orEnglish saddle.Judi asked what the difference...
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I'm not so sure evolution is indeed a valid theory...
I'm not so sure evolution is indeed a valid theory. I mean, thinkabout it -- if it were, wouldn't all blondes have grown handlesby now?
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What have a blonde and a computer got in common?
What have a blonde and a computer got in common?You don't realise how much you miss them until they go down on you!Sent by Tiggsy
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Did you hear about the new paint on the market?
Did you hear about the new paint on the market?It's called Blonde. It's not very bright, but it spreadseasy!
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What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?A Frosted Flake.
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A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist...
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist. "I'm on the road a lot, and my clients arecomplaining that they can never reach me." Psychiatrist: "Don't you have...
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