Blonds
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?To open windows
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How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?
Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity? A: Her crayons are still sticky.
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WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?
Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?A: When they get their crotch wet they think they have to lay down.
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WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED?
Q: WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED? A: Who cares?
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A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm...
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what her dad had once told her. "If you ever get stuck in a snow storm, wait for a snow plow and...
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What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond's ear?
What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond's ear?Data transfer.
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Why did the blonde go half way to Sweden and then...
Why did the blonde go half way to Sweden and then turn around and come home?It took her that long to discover that a 14 inch Viking was a television.
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Clean restrooms
On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said"CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES".By the time she drove eight miles, she had cleaned 43 restrooms.
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What about the blond guy whose wife gave birth to twins?
What about the blond guy whose wife gave birth to twins? He wanted to know who the other man was...
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This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub...
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde said to her boyfriend,"Is it true that if you pull you finger out, I'll sink?"
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