Blonds

Fly, baby, fly!

A police officer arrives at an accident scene whereapparently three blondes have leaped to their deathfrom a very tall building... he suddenly notices...

 

How can you tell if a FAX was sent by a blonde?

How can you tell if a FAX was sent by a blonde? It has a stamp on it.

 

What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?

What is six inches long, has a bald head, anddrives blondes crazy? A hundred dollar bill.

 

What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer? Hey! There's some things even a blonde won't do.

 

What are the worst 3 years of a blondes life?

What are the worst 3 years of a blondes life?The 1st grade.

 

What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?

What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?A mobile sperm bank.

 

A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck...

A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck drove into alumberyard. One of the blonde men walked in the office andsaid, "We need some four-by-twos."The clerk...

 

How do you know a blond has been using your computer?

How do you know a blond has been using your computer?When the joy stick is wet!Sent by Richard

 

Why don't blondes use vibrators?

(Q) Why don't blondes use vibrators? (A) Because they are scared they might chip thier teeth!!!Sent by T.L.Glenn

 

Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?

Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?The blonde - she is eighteen.