Blonds

What do you do when a Blonde throws a grenade at you?

What do you do when a Blonde throws a grenade at you?Pull the pin and throw it back.

 

How do you get a blondes eyes to sparkle?

How do you get a blonde's eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in her ear.

 

How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?

How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?She fell out of the treesent by Chris

 

Why did the blond get fired from the M&M Factory?

Why did the blond get fired from the M&M's Factory?She threw away all the w's.Sent by Chris

 

Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?

Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.Sent by Chris

 

Why do blondes drive BMWs?

Why do blondes drive BMWs? Because they can spell it.

 

What do you call a blonde lesbian?

What do you call a blonde lesbian? A waste.

 

Why did the blonde fail her driver license exam?

Why did the blonde fail her driver's license exam? She wasn't used to the front seat! Why did she finally pass her test? She took the examiner with her.

 

What do a moped and a blonde have in common?

What do a moped and a blonde have in common? They're both fun to ride until a friend sees you on one.

 

How are a blonde legs like cheese wiz?

How are a blonde's legs like cheese wiz? They're both useless unless they're spread!