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Iraqi TV Guide MONDAY8:00 Husseinfeld8:30 Mad About Everything9:00 Suddenly Sanctions9:30 Allah McBealTUESDAY8:00 Wheel of Fortune and...

 

What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common?

What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common? They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.

 

What's the new documentary about Madonna going to be called?

What's the new documentary about Madonna going to be called? Missionary Position Impossible.

 

What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?

What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?Scratching like hell to get out of that box.

 

What's the first problem the MJ's child will have in life?

What's the first problem the MJ's child will have in life? Figuring out which parent is his mother.

 

Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?

Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??He thought it was a delivery service.

 

What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss?

What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself.

 

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new car?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new car? Neither has he.

 

Heard about Salman Rushdie's sequels to "Satanic Verses"?

Heard about Salman Rushdie's sequels to "Satanic Verses"? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard, 2) Jesus was a...

 

Who's got long blonde hair and big tits...

Who's got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.