Celebrities
What's black and white and comes in little cans?
What's black and white and comes in little cans?Michael Jackson
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Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect 10?
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect "10"? Two 5 year olds.
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BMW thinks of everything
On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside.The pump attendant, obviously knows...
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Sinatra's Obituary
Frank Sinatra, "Old Blue Eyes," has died.Frank will now be known as "Old Closed Eyes."
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Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead...
Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead, his act is still 150% moreentertaining than Frank Sinatra Jr.'s.
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Three wishes
It was a nice sunny day when three men were walking down a country road, when they saw a bush with a pig's ass popping out. The first man says, "I wish that...
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Movie Ratings Explained
G: Nobody gets the girl.PG: The good guy gets the girl.R: The bad guy gets the girl.X: Everybody gets the girl!
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