Celebrities

What was the last thing Di said to Dodi?

What was the last thing Di said to Dodi?Don't you think were taking this thing a little too fast?

 

What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?

What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles.

 

What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?

What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?Hugh Grant.

 

Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks...

Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, "Is God male or female?"After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, "Well, honey, God isboth male and...

 

What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common?

What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common?They both cause you to stand around for an hourwaiting for a two minute ride!!

 

What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?

What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?Flatman and Ribbon.Sent by Matias

 

If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated...

If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent by Marisa

 

What trivial fact about Mel Blanc...

What trivial fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is the most ironic?He was allergic to carrots.

 

Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant...

Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant approached Muhammad Ali and asked that he fasten his seat belt. "Superman don't need no seat belt," Ali...

 

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?The greyhounds wait for the hares to come out