Elderly Jokes
Eating some peanuts
|There was an old man whose family could no longer afford to take care of him. So the family decided that a nusring for the aged would be appropriate. Of...
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Wedding Anniversary
|A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the way home, she notices a tear in his eye and asks if he's getting sentimental...
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How old are you?
|A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a...
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Horse or chicken?
|A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals. So he went to every house in his town. To the houses where the man...
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Will you marry me?
|An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally decided to ask her to marry. She immediately said "yes". The next morning...
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What was its name?
|Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, "Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?"...
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Do you know me?
|A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial--a grandmotherly, elderly woman. He approached her and asked, "Mrs....
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Finding a house
|Two police officers saw this old woman staggering down the street, stopping her they can tell she has had far too much to drink and instead of taking her to...
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Travel to Heaven
|This 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in a car crash. They had been in good health the last ten years mainly due to her...
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OLD never dies
|OLD ACADEMICS never die, they just lose their faculties OLD ACCOUNTANTS never die, they just lose their balanceOLD ACCOUNTS never die, they are deletedOLD...
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