Instrument Jokes

Organ jokes

|Q: Why are organists like a broken-winded cab horse?A: They are always longing for another stop.Q: Why are a organist's fingers like lightning?A: Because...

 

Piano jokes

|Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A: A flat minor.Q: What do you get if you run over an army officer with a steam roller?A: A flat...

 

Bach in a Minuet

|A note left for a pianist from his wifeGone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in a Minuet

 

Piccolo joke

|Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one.

 

That was no piccolo

|Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, "Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?" The other replies, "That was no...

 

Saxophone jokes

|Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?A: It's all in the grip.Q: What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?A: You...

 

Trombone jokes

|Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.Q: How do you make a french horn sound...

 

Trumpet jokes

|Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Fifty. One to do it and the others to stand around and say, "I could do that...

 

Tuba jokes

|Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm.Q: What's a tuba for?A: 1 1/2 X 3 1/2.Q: There are two tubaplayers sitting in a car....

 

Viola jokes

|Q: What is a chord?A: Three violists playing in unison.Q: What is the best recording of the Walton viola concerto?A: Music Minus One.Q: What is the...