The Dead Dog
There's a man and his wife who own a pub, and have a dog called Fido, who's 24, which is very old for a dog. One day the dog tragically dies, and they bury him but keep his tail separate as a memorial.
That night, the man hears a strange noise and rushes downstairs to find the dog's ghost, demanding for his tail back.
The man was just about to give the tail back when the wife rushed down and said:'Don't give it back! Don't give it back!
''Why?
' asked the man.
'You're not allowed to retail spirits after 12:00!
'
we have more jokes here... check this out
- What did the egg say to the boiling water?
- An artist asked the gallery owner...
- Cheap widow
- A man moves into a nudist colony...
- What's the difference between a policeman's knightstick and...
- How do you tell two KKK members apart?
- What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
- What would Princess Diana be doing right...
- What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy...
- A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer...
post comment