Smart Kid!
A farmer is sitting on the front porch of his house one hot summer day, when this kid comes walking down the road carrying a big bundle of wire.
?
Hey kid!
? the farmer says, ?
where ya goin? with that wire?
? ?
Well,
? the kid drawls, ?
this here ain?
t just any ol? wire, this here?
s chicken wire. I?
m fixin? to catch me some chickens!
?
?
You can?
t catch chickens with chicken wire!
? says the farmer. ?
Sure I can!
? the kid says, and takes off down the road. He comes back at the end of the day and sure enough, he?
s got a whole mess of chickens caught in his chicken wire.
Well, the farmer?
s sitting on his porch the next day, and the same kid comes walking down the lane, carrying a big roll of tape. ?
Hey kid!
? the farmer yells, ?
where ya goin? with that tape?
? ?
Well, this here ain?
t just any ol? tape,
? says the kid, ?
this here?
s duck tape. I?
m fixin? to catch me some ducks!
? ?
You can?
t catch ducks with duck tape!
? says the farmer. ?
Sure I can!
? the kid says, and takes off down the road. He comes back at the end of the day and again, the farmer can?
t believe his eyes. The kid has a whole bunch of ducks all wrapped up tightly in his tape.
The next day the farmer?
s sitting on his porch again, and the kid comes walking down the road carrying a stick. ?
Hey kid!
? the farmer says, ?
where ya goin? with that stick?
? ?
Well, this here ain?
t just any old stick,
? says the kid, ?
this here?
s pussy willow.
? ?
Hang on,
? says the farmer, ?
I?
ll get my hat!
?
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