Computerized Payroll (Y2K)

January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation PayOur records indicate that you have not used any vacation time over the past 100 year(s). As I'm sure you are aware, employees are granted 3 weeks of paid leave per year or pay in lieu of time off.

One additional week is granted for every 5 years of service. Please either take 9,

400 days off work or notify our office and your next pay cheque will reflect payment of $8,

277,

432.

22 which will include all pay and interest for the past 1,

200 months.

Sincerely,

Automated Payroll Processing

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