Clinton strikes out.
Clinton and Gore went to a diner to get a bite to eat.
A good looking waitress comes up and asks, "Can I take your order?"Clinton says, "Yes, I like a quickie!"She turns a little read and say, "Sir, in your present state of affairs I don't think you should even be suggesting something like that. I will come back when you are ready to order from the MENU!"As she walks away Gore leans over and says, "Bill, its pronounced quiche".
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