Optician
A man goes into the optician and asks for his eyes to be tested because he suspected short sightedness. The optician took the man outside and pointed to the sky saying "What's that up there?".
The man replied "why.
. that's the sun.
..
!".
On that the optician said, "How far do you want to see sir!"
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