Father
Late one night a car was swerving all over the road. A police officer pulled them over and went up to the vehicle. He then noticed it was the local preacher, Father McBrian. The officer then asked him why he was swerving all over the road. He said he wasn't.
The officer immediately asked him, "Father, have you been drinking?" "No.
.." replied Father."Is that liquor in your bottle there Father?" suggested the officer. "No it's just water" answered Father.
The officer took it and smelled it. He then said "Father this is wine."Father then burst "Praise the Lord, He's Done It Again!"
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