Man, Woman, Santa?
Q: The perfect man, the perfect woman, and Santa Claus are in a car driving down the road and there is a fatal accident. There in only one survivor. Who is it?
A: The perfect woman - Santa Claus is made up and there's no such thing as the perfect man!
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