Yard Work Sign Language
Yard Work Sign LanguageA couple is doing yard work and the wife goes to take a shower. Her husband is looking for a rake and can't find it. He yells up to his wife, 'Where's the rake?
'She replies by nodding her arms like she can't hear.
So he points to his eye (I), hits his knee (need), then makes raking motions.
She replies by pointing to her eye, grabbing her left breast, slapping her ass, then rubbing her crotch. He runs upstairs and says, 'What?
!'She says, 'I left tit behind the bush.
'
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