A day late.
Guy goes to the doctor to get the results of a health check. Doctor says 'I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?
' Guy says 'good news first.
' 'OK, You got 24 hours to live' 'Dang, whats the bad news!
' 'I shoulda' told you yesterday!
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