Simple Chinese
Dung On MAI Shu------------I stepped in excrementAi Wan Tu Bang Yu---------Let's sleep togetherAi Bang Mai Ne--------------I bumped into the coffee tableFat Ho---------------------An unattractive womanAr U Wun Tu-----------------A gay liberation greetingChin Tu Fat----------------You need a face liftChow Mai Dong-------------Romantic propositionDum Gai---------------------A stupid personWel Hung Gai----------------Is that a banana in your pocket?
Won Hung Low-------------Southern Chinese dialect for Wel Hung GaiGun Pao Der-----------------An ancient Chinese inventionHu Flung Dung---------------Which one of you fertilized the field?
Hu Yu Hai Ding--------------We have reason to believe you are harboring a fugutiveJan Ne Ka Sun---------------A former late night talk show hostKum Hia---------------------Approach meLao Ze Sho------------------Gilligan's IslandLao Zi----------------------Not very goodLin Ching-------------------An illegal executionMoon Lan Ding-------------A great achievement of the American space programNe Ahn----------------------A lighting fixture used in advertising signsShai Gai--------------------A bashful personTai Ne Bae Be------------A premature infantTai Ne Po Ne--------------A small horseTen Ding Ba----------------Serving drinks to peopleWan Bum Lung-------------A person with T.
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Yu Mai Te Tan--------------Your vacation in Hawaii agrees with youWa Shing Kah---------------Cleaning an automobileWai So Dim------------------Are you trying to save electricity?
Wai U Shao Ting----------There is no reason to raise your voice
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