The Family Dentist
A husband and wife enter a dentist`s office. The Wife says, "I want atooth pulled. I don`t want gas or novocain because I`m in a terriblehurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible."
"You`re a brave woman," says the dentist, "Now, show me which tooth itis."The wife turns to her husband and says "Open your mouth and show thedentist which tooth it is, dear."
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