Santa in Ethiopia
Once Santa Claus went to Ethiopia, to give the children some words of confort.
He was there, with all those bony kids all around, and then they started yelling: "WE WANT TOYS!
! WE WANT TOYS!
!!"But then Santa, remembering his important job of orientating children to behave well, said: "A child who doesn't eat right doesn't get toys!
!!"
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