Firearms
There was a man at a gas station, pumping gas into his truck. Whilepumping he got gas on his arm. He wiped some of it off, then forgotabout it. He paid for his gas and got in the truck.
As he was driving down the road, he lit up a cigarette, and the gason his arm caught on fire. He rolled down the window and was wavinghis arm about, when he was pulled over by the cops.
The officer charged him for improper use of firearms.
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