Flaming Airplane
Four guys were in an airplane, which was going down in flames. There were only 3 parachutes, though.
The reverand says "I should go! everybody needs religion!" they agree and he jumps.
Another guy says "I'm the smartest man on earth! If I die, everyone goes broke!" so he jumps.
The old guy says to the hipee "I am old, and you have a whole life ahead of you, so you jump."But the hipee replies "Chill dude! We can both go! the smartest man on earth forgot the parachute!"
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