Honeymoon Over
Bridegroom: "Dear, we've been back from the Caribbean for a month now. We've been in our apartment now for nearly a month. Isn't it time we were alone?"Bride: "But darling, we are alone, aren't we?" Bridegrom: "What I mean is, when can we get your mother out of here?" Bride: "MY mother! I thought she was YOUR mother!
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